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First retouched image from my senior portrait shoot yesterday. Remedy was hecka pretty.
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I love this shot. Just a bare flash and nada else.
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Jeez, it’s been a while since I posted anything here. I should stop that. Anyhoo, I took a ton of photos today of Lisa here. Three sets, three looks, for three different clients. This one is by far my favorite shot of the day. All it is is a small shoot-through umbrella boomed over head, and a surprisingly small amount of Photoshop.
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Just a quick sample from Tim and Dee’s wedding. I’m having a lot of fun retouching these.
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A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
Officer: Word.
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Another one of Lisa. I’m having a lot of fun retouching these.
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Straight out of camera, not touched in the slightest.
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Oh Tia, you are so adorable.
